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Monday, September 19th, 2005
10:14 pm	what a load of rubbish :D man im deep, chicks love that right, course they do, they love what i want them to, which is why they love me, man im pretty, u ever seen eye lashes like mine other than on barbie? dint think so. what u lookin at peter pan, nothin? yeah thats what i though, now get outa here before i get really angry. look at my hair, its more golden than than that midus guy, i never did like the end of that flick, too much of a downer for me. look at these abs, i could grate cheese on em, in fact i have, shame it was parmazan, made me smell like a locker room... (Comment on this)
Monday, August 15th, 2005
11:35 pm	Well we used to be the best of friends And we used to hang around Now I always see you and your new girlfriend On the sunny side of town Oh your body is the same and your face ain't changed But your mind ain't where it's at You're too busy hugging and a-kissing now And for you that can't be bad But I've made a deal with the clouds Gonna turn that sun into rain So you forget about your love Come and see me again Oh remember me I'm your best friend And we don't talk no more So if you're in the neighbourhood Don't forget to knock on my door Cause I've got to keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Gotta keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Gotta keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Gotta keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Now I stand upon your path And I'm shouting up to you Won't you come and give me a minute now There's a message here for you Me and a couple of old school friends We're going out to drink You can come along but leave your girl at home It'll give you time to think But you called at the last minute Said that you were staying in Well this is not a joke old friend I'm a-getting sick of this Oh remember me when she leaves you And you come and knock on my door Well I can nurse your broken heart Cause that's what friends are for Cause I've got to keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Gotta keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Gotta keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Gotta keep the feeling, keep the feeling in Yeah so that song rocks and i felt if u aint heard it u shoudl at least read it, enjoy :D im goin to tunisia on wednesday so all u crazy kids have a gd week. Current Mood: mischievous (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 12th, 2005
1:03 pm	hello peoples, man life is funny, there are so many people out there who are extremely pretentious to the point of me thinkin oh my god, how can u keep a straight face while preaching ure rubbish :) not only that but they also annoy me in the fact there so arragont as well and love to shove it into the faces of others around them. the purpose of this email is clean cut and simple, i know who u are!!!! be affraid :P mu ha ha ha ha ps. welcome to the layer cake Current Mood: silly (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
5:11 pm	what do you live journalers get out of writing your thoughts on here? i only ask as ive become disillusioned with it recently, thanks people. tom Current Mood: hot (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 7th, 2005
7:52 pm	mu ha ha ha, my comp is back on line which means u poor buggers have to listen to me again, gd to hear from me im sure :P byeeee Current Mood: excited (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
11:27 am	You scored as Utilitarianism. Your life is guided by the principles of Utilitarianism: You seek the greatest good for the greatest number. “The said truth is that it is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.” --Jeremy Bentham “Whenever the general disposition of the people is such, that each individual regards those only of his interests which are selfish, and does not dwell on, or concern himself for, his share of the general interest, in such a state of things, good government is impossible.” --John Stuart Mill More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... </td> Utilitarianism 90% Hedonism 85% Existentialism 80% Justice (Fairness) 80% Kantianism 60% Divine Command 55% Strong Egoism 20% Apathy 5% Nihilism 5% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com Current Mood: content (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
9:58 pm	Why spend your leisure bereft of pleasure A massing treasure why scrape and save? Why look so canny at ev'ry penny? You'll take no money within the grave Landlords and gentry with all their plenty Must still go empty where e'er they're bound So to my thinking we'd best be drinking Our glasses clinking and round and round King Solomon's glory, so famed in story Was far outshone by the lillies guise But hard winds harden both field and garden Pleading for pardon, the lily dies Life's but a bauble of toil and trouble The feathered arrow, once shot ne'er found So, lads and lasses, because life passes Come fill your glasses for another round The huckster greedy, he blinds the needy Their strifes unheeding, shouts "Money down!" This special vices, his fancy prices For a florin value he'll charge a crown With hump for tramel, the scripture's chamel Missed the needle's eye and so came to ground Why pine for riches, while still you've stitches To hold your britches up? Another round! why write sumthin if someone has already done it perfectly :) hope you liked it as much as i did. Current Mood: aggravated (5 Comments |Comment on this)
8:02 pm	a lost soldier without a reason to fight, humming the winners tune while covered in shite. alone he stands without pillar or prop, praying for all the souls of the men he has shot. hoping he is forgiven for the sins he has done, while fighting for freedom at the tip of a gun. it was always said that the bullet never lies, its the man on the trigger who needs the disguise. for your not born a soldier its a means to an end, fighting for ure country with your countrymen. but when the war has be fought and the victor decided, its the patriotic soldier whos mind is divided. Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
2:51 pm	Your Birthdate: October 31 # Your birthday suggests that you are a good organizer and manager, an energetic and dependable worker; attributes often showing success in the business world. Serious and sincere, you have the patience and determination necessary to accomplish a great deal. Your approach can be original, but often rigid and stubborn. Sensitivity may be present, but feeling are likely to be repressed. You are good with detail and insist on accuracy, but at times scatter energies. You're a practical thinker, but not without imagination. You love travel and don't like to live alone. You should probably marry early, for responsibility is necessary for your stability. wuh hoo, i have an imaginatin, the computer program that doesnt know me said so!!! Current Mood: frustrated (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 19th, 2005
10:52 pm	there is a room, a roomy room, it has a groom, the groom holds a broom, its the kinda room, where terror doth loom, and u know soon, there will be the moon, that sticks around till noon, in this room, there is a goon, they go zoom zoom, along its catacombs, cos in this room, there are catacombs, painted maroon, and these catacombs, leads to a lagoon, and this lagoon, does consume, a sign saying resume, back to th groom, he wears a costume, of our favourite toon, whos name is doom, and speaks boom boom, and thats the story of the groom, who sat lonely in a room, surrounded by a broom and a moon till noon with goon goin zoom zoom along its catacombs paint maroon leading to a lagoon that consumes sign resume. Current Mood: soooooo hot (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 16th, 2005
11:48 pm	im a liar, a cheat, the guy with the big hair in front of ure seat, i decieve and i charm, reassure u in my arms, make u feel calm, im the sugar in ure tea, slowly cloggin up ure arteries, im the one you think u know, ure only hope is hopin i reap what i sew, im ure nicotine, ure strength it seems, u cant keep clean, im the tears on ure pillow and the skip in the pushers step, the rush of adrenaline when u fire the bullet u should have kept, the jewelry in the window that uve always adored, the fury of a woman scorned, the skeleton in ure closet, the parking ticket that u just said sod it, the feeling of dispair, a person scared, the feeling without a care, the deep breath before entering the dragons lair, im the last goodbye, a lonely sigh, the come down after a high, the lonely feeling, the reason for stealing, im a super nova, a naked flame, a one leafed clover, a kink in the chain, if i go away, all would be bliss, cant be arsed to finish it, this has been a crap night, a really crap night. and for any who wish to ask this pile of idiocy aint referin to me, its jus a first person account as it were... Current Mood: angry (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
6:52 pm	All you need are bruvs... Bruvs, bruvs, bruvs Bruvs, bruvs, bruvs Bruvs, bruvs, bruvs nothin u can do that ure bruv cant do, nothin can sing that ure bruv cant sing, nothin u can say, but ure bruv can learn to play the game, it peasy... nothin that can be made that ure bruv cant make, no one u can save that ure bruv cant save, nothin u can do, but u can learn how to be a bruv in time. its peasy... all u need is bruvs, all u need is bruvs, all u need is bruvs, bruvs, bruvs are all u need. theres nothin u can know that ure bruv doesnt know, nothin u can see that ure bruv dnt show, theres nowhere u can be that isnt where ure bruv is meant to be, its peasy... all u need is bruvs, all u need is bruvs, all u need is bruvs, bruvs, bruvs are all u need. Current Mood: mischievous (Comment on this)
Monday, June 13th, 2005
1:55 pm	Je pense que je ne suis pas Confused, Annoyed, Pissed Off, Not Good Enough, Contemplative, Angry, Not Worth It, Giving Up, Sick, Tired, Undecided, Unsure, Expectant, Unexpectant, and yet still Smiling, What the.... Mr Serious Current Mood: crappy (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 6th, 2005
3:39 pm	ba dum dum tsch o;ifho;wie yfowhf ;foahre;ou hro;ihro'ihgo'iqrf]wei#[fK DOPDJFOI FHDGO S#[PK#[Pfk[#O[KP P POW## ]eupi rporejg p'roijtqpiru proj p#oqwrj#poewqrj p#orsaj gp'orwj ew#pojf pweojf #powre -0 now i have that out of my system.... ARGH!!!! i have lost all my cares, i can no longer be arsed, screw u, and u and u, why is nuthin ever simple? why do people never say what they mean? why do they want everythin one moment and as soon as there offered it they run a mile? in conclusion, cannot be arsed and life can only be lived if u can play the a piano, and i cant find the right key. Current Mood: *mumbles* (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
1:55 pm	forget bein perfect, its a myth and a dream, learn to be different, variety riegns supreme. rely on ureself,love the company of ure friends, smile for no reason, take whatever god sends. u make ure own life, the decision is yours, to live bein happy, or settle old scores. u cant lead a life, if u live in the past, strive for happiness, as that is what lasts. Current Mood: confused (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
9:45 pm	roll with it roll with it, jus roll on, rollin rolly roll roll, jus roll with it and keep out an eye for anythin worth un rollin for. Current Mood: discontent (Comment on this)
2:05 pm	interstella wife there was this tale of long ago, the space ships came and stole my toe, they took my house, they took my sheep, i gave my wife, for them to keep. they were nice about it for a while, then returned without a smile, she moans and moans, they said and said, and then goes on back to bed. she will not leave the controls alone, she flys us into protected zones, she makes us all wash and clean, even places we havent seen. in the oven and microwave, she makes us shower and makes us shave, there was a time i liked my stubble, said the captain, captain cabubble. we thought she'd be helpful, he went on to say, but this wife thing is not our way, please take her back, i can take no more, of her whining, shes such a bore. to this the husband made a sigh, took a sniff and began to cry, he fell to his knees, then flat on the floor, he cried and cried, and cried some more. he said to take the wife forever, not till he got comfortable in this endevour. in the end the man said yes, he made her tea and toast, she ate the toast and sipped the tea, and looked out to the coast. when the ships had left and the dust had gone, she danced about and sung this song. 'oh happy days im back with you, those aliens were a smelly crew. they washed to little and burped to much, the only other woman was rather butch. they moaned awake, the moanded asleep, i cleaned and cleaned to earn my keep. in the end, i could take no more, i wanted home so i moaned more. they got all angry and turned around, and said to me your homeward bound'. the she stopped and took a seat, took a few breaths and stamped her feet. the house is a mess, the beds not made, get on with the cleanin u should me ashamed. the man knew then what was to come, the wife was back, his happy time had gone. i was told i had to much time on my hands, i would have to agree... Current Mood: surprised (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 29th, 2005
9:34 pm	wouldnt it be easier, if we all lived on mars, there'd be no pain or hatred, or pickled brains in jars. the sky would be a baby blue, the sea a timid green, the trees a bright red orange, the grass an obergene. everyone would get along, the language all the same, no polution in the air, with fields of sugar cane. little bunny rabbits, would populate the streams, fire breathin elephants would kill chavs from milton keynes. there the great white shark, would surface in the grass, scare away the tourists, and bite the groundmans arse. the groundsman would get all angry, and bite the great white back, which is a silly thing to do, as the great white has awful plaque. birds would play the instruments, rocks would learn to sing, life would be a symphony, with gandalf as our king. peace would cover all the land, except for timbucktoo, this would be the sewage works, away from me an you. school would be a colourful place, with subjects that are fun, like learning to fly and ostrich, or dancing with the sun. unhappiness would be wisper, driven away into the wind, with good replacing all the bad, the sinners become unsinned. this would be a happy world, a happy world indeed, everyone bein so layed back, there'd be no need for speed. i see this world when i close my eyes, and when i dream a dream, i smell the sweet serenity, and taste the peace like cream. from 'the chronicals of the then' (working title @:D) Current Mood: contemplative (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
6:26 pm	there was a poem long ago, that was terribly crud. it went on for days and days, and made rude boys say 'yo blud!'. there was no point or meaning, infact it was from mars. u knew when it was bein read, cos ppl jumped on cars. the ryhmes were rather sketchy, the spellin was all worng. it made u want to eat your ears, and go and hit the bong. it caused so much trouble, it was banned by 7 stars. and all the surroundin planets, tried to blow up mars. but martians are clever fellows, with rather tricky brains. they forsaw this cuffuffle, and went and moved to spain. there they set up a surfing shop, and wore birght flowery shorts. only readin thier poems occasionally, to stay from bein caught. so next time ure head starts hurting, or ure mind begins to cook. look around for little green men, readin from a book. thank you, thank you, please tell me ure thoughts, more could be written if the demand is high enough :D Current Mood: indescribable (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
5:14 pm	hello you crazy kids, i had my general studies exam today, im thinkin it was fate because i read a quote in a random thread i stumbled across last night, and in it was this quote by a guy id never heard of, it was somethin like 'i detest what you write, but would give my life for your chance to write', and it just so happens this exam was on the subject of freedom of speach and media etc, boo yeah, im guessin i was the only one to quote philosiphy and the guy who wrote the quote. anyway so im feelin cultured right about now and i aint talking about the bacteria in a petri dish... apart from that life is all gd, me dad can drive again after 7 months which is great cos he can actually go places now, though i will miss taking katie into school and reading to her on thursdays, not that she'll miss me, she jus takes the micky out of me.... exams soon, :'( u friends better be there to support me when i fall on my ass :D byee peoples...... Current Mood: enthralled (3 Comments |Comment on this)